martes, 27 de octubre de 2009

Hacía tiempo que no lloraba de risa

Recuerdos. Cuando estuve en el ejército, me fui de voluntario con 10 años, un sargento se me plantó y me dijo:
- De dónde eres, chaval?
- De Asturias, contesté.
Él me dijo:
- En Asturias sólo hay vacas y maricas. Y a ti yo no te veo los cuernos por...
Bueno, no le dejé acabar la frase, le tapé la boca de una patada, y le dije:
- Señor, usted puede insultarme, puede escupirme, incluso puede patearme las pelotas, pero por Dios, sargento, no me aburra.

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viernes, 23 de octubre de 2009

Nobody's wife

Hacía mucho que no ponía musiquita.
Como me siento bastante I'm still a rockstar, vamos a ver qué tal con esta metalera. Tiene unos años, pero a mí me suena... Bfff...

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Por si a alguien le gusta saber qué dicen:

I'm sorry for the times that I made you scream
for the times that I killed your dreams
for the times that I made your whole world rumble

for the times that I made you cry
for the times that I told you lies
for the times that I watched and let you stumble

It's too bad, but that's me
what goes around comes around, you'll see
that I can carry the burden of pain
'cause it ain't the first time that a man goes insane
and when I spread my wings to embrace him for life
I'm suckin' out his love, 'cause I, I'll never be nobody's wife

I'm sorry for the times that I didn't come home
left you lyin' in that bed alone
was flyin' high in the sky when you needed my shoulder

you're like a stone hangin' round my neck, see
cut it loose before it breaks my back, see
I've gotta say what I feel before I grow older

I'm sorry but I ain't gonna change my ways
you know I've tried but I'm still the same
I've got to do it my own way

It's too bad, but hey, that's me
what goes around comes around, you'll see
that I can carry the burden of pain
'cause it ain't the first time that a man goes insane
and when I spread my wings to embrace him for life
I'm suckin' out his love, I, I'll never be nobody's wife

It's too bad, but hey, that's me
what goes around comes around, you'll see
that I can carry the burden of pain
'cause it ain't the first time that a man goes insane
and when I spread my wings to embrace him for life
I'm suckin' out his love, I, I'll never be nobody's wife